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...using only their wits and pure adrenaline?
The bears are full-grown grizzlies. Use of sticks and rocks acceptable.
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I could fight off a dozen bears, but I'd need a Reader's Digest condensed book as well.
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I actually had a skirmish with black bear once while camping in western Virginia.
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Dusty Ventures....I'm sure he has encountered a bear or two in the rallies.
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Wait, forest-bears or nightclub-bears?
O_o
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Modern, or we talking like the serious shit ones from the 50s and 60s?
'Cause that means the difference between The Jackal and Lillian Jackson Braun, bro.
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Mack would probably just stare at them disapprovingly and they'd run away.
$kay would probably have a collage of photos of scantily clad women handy to distract the bears from determining who was real.
Spiegel would probably smell bad and they'd decide it isn't worth it.
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What is the ld5o for pure adrenaline in grizzlies? We will need an allowance of double that times 12.
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One time when I was camping, a bear walked right through our campsite. I didn't even blink an eye.
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For the forest kind, back away slowly, never exposing your backside.
For the nightclub kind, back away slowly, never exposing your backside.
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This guy.
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150, 2 Left, crest, bear
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Probably none of us.
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Ash
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Me.
I'm Canadian for crying out loud.
Bears are like my bros