Which commenter could fight off a dozen bears?

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
09/19/2013 at 11:59 • Filed to: None

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...using only their wits and pure adrenaline?

The bears are full-grown grizzlies. Use of sticks and rocks acceptable.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:00

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I could fight off a dozen bears, but I'd need a Reader's Digest condensed book as well.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:01

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I actually had a skirmish with black bear once while camping in western Virginia.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:02

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Dusty Ventures....I'm sure he has encountered a bear or two in the rallies.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:02

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Wait, forest-bears or nightclub-bears?

O_o


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
09/19/2013 at 12:04

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Modern, or we talking like the serious shit ones from the 50s and 60s?

'Cause that means the difference between The Jackal and Lillian Jackson Braun, bro.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:05

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Mack would probably just stare at them disapprovingly and they'd run away.

$kay would probably have a collage of photos of scantily clad women handy to distract the bears from determining who was real.

Spiegel would probably smell bad and they'd decide it isn't worth it.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:07

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What is the ld5o for pure adrenaline in grizzlies? We will need an allowance of double that times 12.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:07

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One time when I was camping, a bear walked right through our campsite. I didn't even blink an eye.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Party-vi
09/19/2013 at 12:08

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For the forest kind, back away slowly, never exposing your backside.

For the nightclub kind, back away slowly, never exposing your backside.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:08

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This guy.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tom McParland
09/19/2013 at 12:10

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150, 2 Left, crest, bear


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:11

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Probably none of us.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:48

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Ash


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 12:52

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Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 13:11

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Me.

I'm Canadian for crying out loud.

Bears are like my bros